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shadowstep-of-bast:

moriahbard:

Important cat facts:

1) Fat kitties is best kitties.

2) When kitties lie on their backs with their tummies showing, it means they feel comfortable. If they show you their tummies, feel honored! It means they feel comfortable around you.

3) THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO PET THE TUMMY. I know this is the exact opposite of dog body language and may be confusing. But even comfortable kitties are still tiny warriors and don’t really like people reaching for their vulnerable underbelly. Remember that when a kitty is on their back, ALL of their pointy bits are directly facing you, and they will not hesitate to use said pointy bits.

4) If a kitty loves you very much, and is very sleepy, it may be okay to veeeeery gently touch the tummy (though starting with the chest is the safest approach). If you are blessed by Bast and all the kitty goddesses, the kitty will let you nuzzle their tummy with your face. This is the greatest sensation known to humankind. It is also an ADVANCED MOVE and should never be attempted by cat novices.

These have been important cat facts. Thank you.

it should be said that as a devotee to Bast, i have never once been unable to touch a kitty’s tum tum with my face

fallontonight

fallontonight:

eatthecake-anime:

2damnfeisty:

brownnipplebraggadocio:

manif3stlove:

therenaissanceratchet:

latenightjimmy:

latenightjimmy:

We couldn’t help but GIF Liv Warfield’s awesome performance.

BRB, gotta go watch this performance forever

Yes gawd!!!

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why aint i heard of her

So. Yes.

okay so I am now a fan.

This is my first time hearing of her but I’m completely here for her

Here's a throwback jam for your Saturday night. We are dancing in our chairs!

Lmao for a second I was thinking that was sisqo… I’m kind of stoned.

wheeliewifee
thehoh-society:

thatdeafblackguy:

nmscares:

#DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares

i think it’s higher than thiseither way, still fucked upit’s 2014, alexander g bell is dead, sign language will not make your kid stupid

This is interesting because I grew up with a best friend who is deaf and his mother hardly knew any signs.  I never realized until I got older how sad that is.  No wonder he ended up so troubled.  This is not okay.  Take responsibility for your kids, okay?  If you can bring a child into the world then you should be prepared to adjust.  Fucking parents.

thehoh-society:

thatdeafblackguy:

nmscares:

#DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares

i think it’s higher than this

either way, still fucked up

it’s 2014, alexander g bell is dead, sign language will not make your kid stupid

This is interesting because I grew up with a best friend who is deaf and his mother hardly knew any signs.  I never realized until I got older how sad that is.  No wonder he ended up so troubled.  This is not okay.  Take responsibility for your kids, okay?  If you can bring a child into the world then you should be prepared to adjust.  Fucking parents.